i like anime but on the low because i dont want to meet any anime freak nerds
"It’s a metaphor," the terrorist tells the FBI, "You put the bomb in the building but don’t blow it up."
Of all the shitty metaphor jokes, this is the shittiest.
"It’s a metaphor," I said to the annoying white girl, "I act like I care about your opinion but I actually don’t."
"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"